April 2010
2 posts
things you probably never wanted to know...
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Time started:10:04 Name: Meghan Single or Taken: Single. and happy Sex: Female Birthday: october 17 Sign: libra Eye colour: brown What are you wearing: sweats and lime green long sleeve tee Where do you live: jersey shore - not the one that’s on tv Righty or lefty: righty
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March 2010
2 posts
Favorites...
Cheryl: I think you are awful. Karen: Oh yeah? Well I think stretch pants are awful, but I am too much of a lady to say it, FAT ASS. [to Jack] Karen: Could you believe that? [scoffs] Karen: Some people, so tactless.
oh thank goodness for Will&Grace on Lifetime.
Man Diet
Definition: staying away from males, in a romantic/emotionally involved sense, in an attempt to keep from getting hurt and making poor, poor life decisions.
It’s serious this time; mostly because the last few times I’ve tried to re-engage it’s backfired. I could slap “George O’Malley” across the face, much like I did his friend. I’m not sorry.
February 2010
4 posts
“Here. I’ve been carrying this thing around for months. I don’t want...”
– Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
My sentiments exactly.
3rd road trip in as many weeks...
to Maryland. This time it’s for Alicia’s birthday, which will be a crazy night indeed. Honestly, I am secretly hoping (praying, really) for snow because I want nothing more than for a day where I can completely veg out and watch crappy (read: awesome) Lifetime movies - if there are actually any GOOD ones on. So let’s go, Mother Nature, bring on the snow!
Please Just Take These Photos from My Hands...
The yellowed page of the books and books I’d forgotten that I had These paperbacks they know their age they smell of weight and time that’s resting warm The opened box beside the endless box parade that haunts my house Is fit to split with photographs that tell the wanderlust of years smashed on to years When all this actual life played out Where the hell on Earth was I? I rack...
who's having a better day?
me: i just caught my fellow intern mid-shimmy as he listened to diana ross
m: i just called a 59 year old woman to confirm her appointment for tomorrow and her ringback tone is "sex on fire"
it's still a toss up
January 2010
8 posts
you're kidding, right?
dublincalling:
othersideofsanity:
dublincalling:
allisonrae:
piecesofserenity:
allisonrae:
this is a joke. it has to be.
what’s wrong?
oh you know, just reslife making absurd decisions again.
Oh Reslife. They pretty much embody absurd. What happened this time?
For one, someone got hired that shouldn’t have been hired, and the whole staff from last year is up in arms about it.
...
GLEE: The Road to Sectionals
I truly have the best Dad & brother… they were at Target (love that place, too) today and picked up season 1 for me because I’m going to be laid up for the next few days recuperating from getting my wisdom teeth out. What in the world would I do without them? They’re a couple of the good ones :)
what's worse than watching fox news during your...
andrewwoj:
watching fox news in high definition during your 8-hour work day.
watching fox news in high definition with Sarah Palin:
“I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news,” Palin said in a statement. WTF.
Unhappy with NJ
just another way they screwed things up. put it to the VOTERS, not to the state senate and we’ll get the real answer.
6 days in ...
and January 2010 sucks. I’m not throwing all of 2010 under the bus, just January because I’ve hated January for the past several years. Seriously, if we could skip to February, that would be awesome.
December 2009
15 posts
Good Morning (Afternoon), Baltimore! →
tomorrow. meeting up with joe and heading to b’more for the crazy new year’s celebration. i’m a new year’s skeptic… the majority of these nights have been major letdowns. BUT i’m not gonna let it damper my spirits, it’s going to be lots and lots of fun. i’m with some of my mount loves, how can it not be fun??
uggs. in the workplace. kill me.
andrewwoj:
yes, that’s the sound of me audibly sighing every time you walk by.
guess what santa brought me???
Sean Goldman →
When David Goldman dropped his wife and son at Newark Airport 5 1/2 years ago, he expected to see them in 2 weeks. After she arrived in Brazil, David’s wife (Sean’s mom) called him to tell him she’s divorcing him and not coming home. She died last year, and her new husband and his well-connected Brazilian family are violating international law by not allowing Sean to...
(614): i wish every aspect of life was like a...
haha
Today I bought a few of my own Christmas presents… Santa & Mrs. Claus told me to order the sweaters and they’ll wrap ‘em up. Don’t they have elves for this?
Facebook told me to reconnect and ‘say “hello”’ to George O’Malley. TWICE, in 10 minutes. FML
On the bright side, my preschool teacher was a Eucharistic minister at Mass earlier. ...
(352): Does adding vodka to a protein shake...
November 2009
6 posts
8 Vodka&Sprites last night. Not my finest hour.
"George O'Malley"
Today when my dad said, “If you brought home a 40 year old, I hope I’d be open-minded, depending on the luggage he brings,” I was hopeful about tonight. But there you go, hanging all over someone younger than me, sure to put out. I don’t know what to do, what to say. Except, you f’ing suck
“In an interview w/ a fashion industry website, Kate Moss said, ‘Nothing...”
– Seth Meyers, Weekend Update on SNL